The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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