I wanna bring you to show and tell
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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