they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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