My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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