You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
did you just send me my own nude
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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