gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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