yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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