The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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