Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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