the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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