Got a toothbrush?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
is wine microwaveable?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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