it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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