He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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