You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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