her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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