Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I would ride that face into the sunset
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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