My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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