i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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