spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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