Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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