Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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