If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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