it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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