Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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