why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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