rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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