Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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