I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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