She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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