I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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