She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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