question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He did a backflip because drugs
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