Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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