Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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