we have officially lost it.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it