Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.