Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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