batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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