In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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