Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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