D3 body, D1 cock
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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