i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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