After last night, I could never be a politician.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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