Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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