so explain again why im purple
no
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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