what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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