He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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