: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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