So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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