My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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