No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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