I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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