u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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