I can tuck mytits in my pants
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Randomize