I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize