woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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