just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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