Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dignity is for republicans.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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