"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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